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Computer Programming Humor  - http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm  Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.  Life of Programmer  - http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm  Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.  Computer Stupidities  - http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml  Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.  Hello, World Page  - http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml  Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.  Holger's Humor Page  - http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html  Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.  Reflections on Trusting Trust  - http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/  An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.  Programming Languages are Like Women  - http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html  Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.  Softpanorama Humor Archive  - http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml  Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.  The Evolution of a Programmer  - http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html  Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.  Epigrams in Programming  - http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html  List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.  Programming is a Weird and Wacky World  - http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm  Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.  Laugh Along with GNU  - http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html  Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.  Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code  - http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html  A song kind of by Paul Simon.  How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot  - http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm  Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.  The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life  - http://www.alphaandomega.nl/  A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.  Quotes about Programmers  - http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html  Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.  ComedyCode  - http://www.comedycode.com  Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.  Softwarequotes.com  - http://www.softwarequotes.com/  Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.  Jargon File  - http://catb.org/jargon/  Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.  The Retrocomputing Museum  - http://catb.org/~esr/retro/  Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.  Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal  - http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html  Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.  Hacker's Wisdom  - http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/  Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.  The Tao Of Programming  - http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html  Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.  The Commentator  - http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/  A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.